Date of Entry: 01/01/20xx
Surname: Baker
Christian Names: Neal
Country: Australia
State or Province: Victoria
City or Town: Sassafras
Service #: Not Known - Doubt if any
Service: Claims Navy
Branch: Chef and Secret Agent
Commencement of service: Claims 1993
Completion of service: Claims 2001
Case Notes:




Neal Baker born 13 September 1973 will tell you he is a trained Pharmacist who joined the Royal Australian Navy (RAN) to become a Chef, who from time to time was attached to the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO).

The movie star Steven Seagal acted in the movie "Under Siege" as the Admiral's personal cook, but he was also a deadly member of the USA Sea Air and Land  team (SEALs) who are elite Special Forces operatives.  Seagal in the movie was a "cool dude" who seems to have an effect on Baker, who in his dreams, emulated Seagal's lifestyle  of being a mild mannered cook who when provoked became a dynamo of heroic action.

We have not been able to locate any evidence that Baker  served in the RAN, but if he did, his service was nothing like he has told people.  We have three separate Statutory Declarations (and could get more) that detail the exploits that "action man" Neal Baker has told to people. Here is what he has said:

Served in the RAN from 1993 until 2001

Was a Pharmacist for three years in civilian life but gave it up to become a RAN Cook.

Also served as "Military Police" in the RAN

Was often attached to ASIO for special missions.

Completed International assassination missions for ASIO

Worked on Special ASIO missions in Papua New Guinea (PNG)

Was captured by PNG local Militia and held prisoner for two months

Escaped but was found in a remote village

Shot and killed six militia who were trying to recapture him

Shot and killed an eight year old boy in the crossfire.

Saved the life of his fellow ASIO worker named "Ned" on many occasions

Bashed another Sailor for raping an indigenous girl.

Was stabbed whilst on duty as a Chef in PNG

Every soldier had to do patrols even the Chefs

Has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) which is the reason for his mood swings.

Among his family and friends the above lies were what was believed, to be Baker's background and the reason for his occasional bad behaviour.

It is betrayal to build relationships and friendships on a foundation of lies and deceit.

His claims are outrageous and are  the ultimate act of dishonour to the Australian and New Zealand Veteran Community.  Most  Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen served roles from the front line on land, sea or air to logistic support as Cooks, Drivers, Mechanics etc.  None of the logistic support servicemen masqueraded as Special Forces ASIO operatives who flitted from the kitchen stove to  secret missions.

Baker is a person with no conscience, who has a track record of telling ridiculous lies about his imaginary RAN service. Any person who has ever served in the RAN will see through his stupid stories of  clandestine action as an ASIO agent who was an RAN cook between missions.

We contacted Baker and asked him about his RAN Service and he refused to divulge any information.

We hope he is not still doing "secret missions" for ASIO because we have now "blown" his cover.  Any person, agent of ISIS, or enemy of our Nation who types his name into "Google" will receive this report.  

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